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THE FART HEARD AROUND THE WORLD By: SellCon2762 The unknown female stood there in the kitchen as the book looked on from behind her. Inside her bowels, a monster was brewing and unbeknownst to the boy, she wanted to let it loose. The world never knew what she had eaten before cutting the beast. Could it have been beans, burritos, cabbage, broccoli, milk or something completely unexpected? Little did she know at the time that she was about to release a fart that would be heard by millions. It’s not always the biggest fart, or the smelliest or the longest that gets the attention, but sometimes it’s the best fart, the perfect fart

You Struggled under massive foot trying to break free from her giant toes as they drummed down on you with each step. You were starting to get weak from the awful stench of her foot and as you put up you last few struggles a small drop of sweat dropped down onto your face drenching you in the foul liquid. As the girl went on with her jog enjoying each and every pathetic struggle from you she noticed her friend walking down the sidewalk towards her. You could hear muffled words as the two talked "Hey you remember that experiment I was working on?" Sophia said "oh you didn't!?" Anna said with a giggle "Yeah I got it to work! And I have my litt